What Women Want
Friday, September 18th, 2009There is a popular notion that women are avaricious and their incessant craving can only be gratified by opulence. Because I am a skeptic analyst by nature, I embarked on a very illumine quest in order to authenticate the relevance of the latter statement. My inquisitive mindset pulled the reigns and it led me to a moored crypt. This crypt was the tomb of the great queen of the gift baskets, simplicity! The background music was an inconspicuous aria; I could not contain all the eerie crawls that were creeping swiftly up my spine.
There was a legend that surrounded the burial place of this epitome of feminism. Apparently, eons of years ago the latter was present mulching maniac. There were no forms of gifts that were permitted into the Kingdom without her highly sought after approval. As a result people would wrap up their presents in linen and put them in picnic baskets. Gone is the era of presents being given incognito but the principle of gift baskets is blooming exponentially, especially so with regards to the female species. In spite of the treacherous and mysterious journey, I still had not culminated the theory put forward. I had a session with my logic integrator and we reached a consensus that maybe the thesis has a degree of likelihood. My contingency plan was to evaluate and thoroughly find the possibilities that lay beneath the gift basket blanket.